Questions And Answers

Questions And Answers

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Q: Did you know that Christie McAuliffe had blue eyes? A: One blew this way...one blew that way.
Q: What did Christie McAuliffe say to her husband before the launch?
A: "You feed the dog, I'll feed the fish"....
Q: Why is Coke the official drink of NASA? A: They can't get seven up.
Q: What was Christie McAuliffe going to bring back for her students?
A: A blow-up poster of the shuttle....
Q: Where did Christie McAuliffe spend her winter vacation? A: All over Florida.
Q: What has feathers and glows in the dark? A: Chicken Kiev.
Q: What's the most popular brand of sunglasses in Sweden? A: Ray-Ba
Q: Did you hear about the Chernobyl worker who grew 5 penises?
A: Now his pants fit him like a glove....
Q: What did a Russian mother say to her son? A: "Stop picking your noses!
Q: Have you heard about the next generation of Scandinavians? A: Blond eyes and Blue hair.

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