Questions And Answers

Questions And Answers

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Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts? A
Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can....
Q: How do you brainwash an Italian? A: Give him an enema.
Q: What language do the Vatican Police speak? A: Pig Latin!
Q: What do you call an Italian with an I.Q. of 180? A: Sicily.
Q: Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A: Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?
Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans like blow jobs? A: They're afraid it'll interfere with their unemployment benefits.
Q: Why did the Italian staple his nuts together? A: "If you can't lick 'em, join 'em
Q: Who won the Belgian beauty contest? A: Nobody.
Q: If a Polack and a Mexican fall off the top of a tall building, who hits the ground first?
A: The Polack, because the Mexican stopped to spray his name on the wall A...
Q: Why don't Italians have freckles? A: Because they slide off.

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