Questions And Answers

Questions And Answers

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Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel....
Q: What's the difference between Aggie cheerleaders and sheep?
A: If you get lonely, you can always find a good looking sheep....
Q: What is "Miami Math?" A: "TWO plus DOS equal FOE".
Q: How does every ethnic joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: How do Aggies have Sex? A: They Exchange underwear!
Q: What do you call a Greek girl who keeps running away from home? A: A virgin.
Q: Have you heard about the new Vietnamese cookbook? A: It's called 101 ways to wok your dog
Q: What is the hottest item in Russian department stores?
A: Underwear labeled: January, February, March, April . . . ....
Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? A
Because spray paint wasn't invented `till 1949....
Q: What do Orientals use Dental Floss for? A: Blindfolds.

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