Questions And Answers

Questions And Answers

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Q: How does an Italian count his goats? A: He just counts the legs, and divides by four.
Q: How did they advertise surplus W. W. II Italian rifles for sale?
A: "Never fired, and only dropped once....
Q: What's the difference between an Arab and a terrorist?
A: An Arab would have kept the wheelchair....
Q: What's worse than being hijacked by the PLO? A: Being rescued by the Egyptians.
Q: Why don't Arabs ever get hemorrhoids? A: Because they are such perfect assholes!
Q: What do Arabs do on a Saturday night? A: Sit under palm trees and eat their dates.
Q: What is a Japanese girl's favorite holiday? A: Erection day!
Q: Did you know that 85% of all Japanese men have Cataracts?
A: The rest drive Rincolns and Chevlorets....
Q: What's gross ignorance? A: One hundred and forty-four Irishmen.
Q: How do you keep an Englishman happy in his old age? A: Tell him a joke when he's young.

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