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Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: How do you breath through that thing?
Q: What do elephants use for a tampons? A: Sheep
Q: What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? A: Beef Strokenoff
Q: What do you call a cow with and abortion? A: Decalfinated
Q: How do you know when an elephant's been fucking in your garage? A: Your Hefty bags are missing.
Q: What is COYOTE UGLY? A: When you wake up with your arms around someone sooooooooo ugly, that you chew your arm off, rather than risk waking her up.
Q: Where do they get virgin wool? A: Ugly sheep.
Q: What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? A: Finding half a worm.
Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhesus Pieces.
Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can.
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