Questions And Answers

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Q: Do you know why they don't let Mexicans in the fire department?
A: Because they can't tell hose-a from hose-b!...
Q: Why are they using Mexicans instead of laboratory rats in experiments now?
A: Mexicans breed faster and you don't get so attached to them....
Q: When does a Mexican become a Spaniard? A: When he marries your daughter.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a pig?
A: Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do....
Q: What's the name of Mexico's telephone company? A: "Taco Bell.
Q: Why aren't there any swimming pools in Mexico? A
Because all the Mexicans who can swim are over here....
Q: What do you call a doctor that does abortions on blacks and Mexicans? A: A "crime-stopper".
Q: How do you get a Mexican pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A: A dry Martinez.
Q: Why is semen white and pee yellow? A: So Mexicans can tell if they're coming or going.

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