Questions And Answers

Questions And Answers

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Q: What do Mexicans call Bartle & James wine cooler? A: Dos Okie
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
A: I don't know, but it can sure pick lettuce...
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Oriental? A: A car thief who can't drive
Q: Why don't Mexicans barbeque? A: Because the beans slip through the grill
Q: What do you call a Mexican Baptism? A: Bean Dip
Q: Why do Mexicans have re-fried beans? A: Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?
Q: How come the Mexican Army only used 600 Mexicans at the Alamo? A: Because they only had 2 cars.
Q: Why do Mexicans have noses? A: So they have something to pick in the wintertime.
Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts? A: Because you can't sign a check, with a can spray paint.
Q: What do you get when you mix a Mexican and a squirrel? A: A tree full of hubcaps.

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