Questions And Answers

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Q: How are Mexican children taught to put on their underwear?
A: Brown in the back, yellow up front....
Q: Did you hear about the lazy Mexican? A: He married a pregnant woman.
Q: Why can't Mexicans have a bar-b-que? A: The beans keep slipping through the grill.
Q: How come Mexicans use refried beans? A: Ever know a Mexican who did something right the first time?
Q: What do you say to a Mexican in a three piece suit? A: "Will the defendant please rise...".
Q: What do you call a Mexican midget? A: A speck.
Q: What do they use in a Mexican baptism? A: Bean dip.
Q: How does God make Mexicans? A: By sandblasting blacks.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Chinese? A: A car thief that can't drive.
Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Mexico? A: Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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