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Q: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? A: Great food, no atmosphere.
Q: What happened to the butcher? A: He backed into a meat cutter and got a little behind in his work.
Q: Why are soldiers so tired on April 1st? A: Because they just had a 31 day March!
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny fa
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? A: K9P
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye deer.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no eye deer.
Q: What do you call an obsession with goose feathers? A: Down Syndrome.
Q: What do you call an obsession with fabric softener? A: Downey syndrome.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cat and a pig? A: Sausage lynx
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