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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv.
.. another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message...
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
The longest sentence known to man: "I do.
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading thi...
Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
... Now read without the word dog....
Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you.
..wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!...
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead.
They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p....

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