SMS Jokes One Liner

SMS Jokes One Liner

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How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!
How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.
How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer.
How to impress woma
kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support he...
Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

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