SMS Jokes One Liner

SMS Jokes One Liner

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Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy.
But hey, no worries - I sure science will come up with somin to help u....
Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly.
..well enough about ME! How are you?...
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Hey, there is Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people wid ur face - NO SEX!
Hickory Dickory Dock, dis bitch woz suckin me c**k, da clock struck 2, i dumped me goo, & dropped her at da end of da block.
Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now.
..wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now......
How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!

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