SMS Jokes One Liner

SMS Jokes One Liner

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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.
I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!
I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.
Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.
I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth, I need hugs, I need sex, I need YOU!
Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car cuz it's too heavy.
I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!

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