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I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.
I remind u that the most powerful force in the universe is sms gossip.
Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass.
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my fingernails.
With ahunting knife. And he ran into me. Backwards. 17 times....
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok!
Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.
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