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Q: What is Quayle-o-phobia? A: The fear of natural logarithms.
(Hint: Quayle and the letter "e" made news.)...
Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square.
The integral of e to the x is equal to f of the quantity u to the n.
/ x n | e = f(u ) /...
A physics joke: "Energy equals milk chocolate square
Russell to Whitehead: "My Godel is killing me!
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.
The lawyer says: "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it c...
Von Neumann and Norbert Wiener were both the subject of many dotty professor stories.
The USDA once wanted to make cows produce milk faster, to improve the dairy industry.
So, they decided to consult the foremost biologists and recombinant DNA technicians to build them a better cow....
An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist went to the races one Saturday and laid their money down.
Commiserating in the bar after the race, the engineer says, "I don't understand why I lost all...
Theorem : All positive integers are equal. Proof
Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B....

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