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A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive government by hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to fly them to a western country.
They drove to the airport, forced their way o...
A group of Polish tourists is flying on a small airplane through the Grand Canyon on a sightseeing tour.
The tour guide announces: "On the right of the airplane, you can see the famous Bright Angle F...
An assemblage of the most gifted minds in the world were all posed the following questio
"What is 2 * 2 ?...
Economist: Someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
During a class of calculus my lecturer suddenly checked himself and stared intently at the table in front of him for a while.
Then he looked up at us and explained that he thought he had brought six p...
What's non-orientable and lives in the sea? Mobius Dick.
Philosopher: "Resolution of the continuum hypothesis will have profound implications to all of science.
Physicist: "Not quite. Physics is well on its way without those ...
Definition: Jogging girl scout = Brownian motion.

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