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Only the shallow know themselves., (Oscar Wilde).
Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times.
At an evening reception which he attended with his fifth wife shortly after their wedding, he presented the lady to a friend who said politely, "Congratulations, Herr d'Albe...
There once was a plumber from Leigh, Who was plumbing his maid by the sea, Said she, "Please stop plumbing, I think someone's coming!
Said he, "Yes I know love, it's me....
I know a rhyme about Rabbits, that doesn't mention their habits.
Either e. e. cummings of Oscar Wilde, I don't remember who There's this park with a bunch of rabbits in it....
Blame it on the computer -- lost homework! MODERN TIMES
When you were a kid, did you ever tell the teacher ``My dog ate my homework?...
86 I once was annoyed by a queer Who made his intentions quite clear.
Said I, "I'm no prude, So don't think me rude, But I'm already stewed, screwed, and tattooed....
New Mercedes Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store.
He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman....
That's what you *think* I said ...