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Christian, n.: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far a...
Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterto...
Clarke's Third Law: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
G's Third Law...
Claude believed that only smart attractive people had the right to fuck, and it sincerely hurt him when he discovered evidence to the contrary.
-- Tom Robbi...
CLONE OF MY OWN (to Home on the Range) Oh, give me a clone Of my own flesh and bone With the Y chromosome changed to X.
And when she is grown, My very own clone, We'll be of the opposite sex...
Cocaine is nature's way of telling you you have too much money.
Coito ergo sum
College is like a woman -- you work so hard to get in, and nine months later you wish you'd never come.
Communists do it without class.

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