Best Fortunes

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God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go.
"Why not go to Jupiter?" asked St. Peter. "No, too much gravity, too much stomping around," said God....
Good day for water sports. Take a bath with a friend.
Grain grows best in shit -- Ursula K. LeGui
Gravity is an unforgiving motherfucker.
Great Lover, n.: A man who can breathe through his ears.
Hackers do it with all sorts of characters.
Hackers do it with bugs.
Hackers do it with fewer instructions.
Hackers know all the right MOVs.
Haggis, n.: Haggis is a kind of stuff black pudding eaten by the Scots and considered by them to be not only a delicacy but fit for human consumption.
The minced heart, liver and lungs of a she...

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