Best Fortunes

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I love this fucking University, and this University loves fucking me.
I once met a lassie named Ruth In a long distance telephone booth.
Now I know the perfection Of an ideal connection Even if somewhat uncouth....
I own my own body, but I share
I realize that today you have a number of top female athletes such as Martina Navratilova who can run like deer and bench-press Chevrolet trucks.
But to be brutally frank, women as a group have a l...
I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
-- J. Edgar Hoove...
I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass. -- Barry Goldwate
I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.
-- Frank Zappa...
I walked on toward Ploughwright, thinking about feces.
What a lot we had found out about the prehistoric past from the study of fossilized dung of long-vanished animals....
I wouldn't mind dying -- it's that business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.
-- R. Gei...
I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.

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