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Eleven reasons a cucumber is better than a man: (1) Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot.
(2) Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find ...
Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant professo
equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a male schlemiel. -- Ewald Nyqui...
Evangelists do it with Him watching.
Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous .
.." -- Robert Benchley...
Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women.
They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full. -- Earl Wilso...
Fie for shame, you lascivious, lewd, lecherous, libidinous, lustful, licentious, dirty bum!!
Floppy now, hard later.
For those of you how have been looking for evidence that a working version of "Star Wars" can be built, consider the following proof offered by Caspar Weinberge
"If such a system is so unattai...
Fornication, n.: Term used by people who don't have anybody to screw with.
George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but he also admitted doing it.
Now, do you know why his father didn't punish him?...

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