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Monica: Rachel you have to read this book. It's called "Be Your Own Windkeeper".
It's about how women need to become more empowered....
Phoebe: Ok, Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can't find him.
Now, I've looked ahead on the tape and he does find him again....
Chandler: You're just, you're just clearly not familiar with our young persons vernacular.
See, when we say dad, we mean buddy. We mean pal. Richard...
Monica: Oh, why does this bother me so much? I mean I don't wanna be one of those people who tells their boyfriend they wanna spend 24 hours a day with them.
Phoebe: Sure. Monica: It's just that he...
Phoebe: Hey is this true, that you write a lot of your own lines?
Joey: Uh, well, kinda yeah. Like, remember last week when Alex was in the accident?...
Janice: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the six of you?
Phoebe: Wow, it's like a dirty math problem....
Chandeler: All right, let's get some perspective here, ok?
These things, they happen for a reason. Monica: Yeah....
Monica: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.
Phoebe: What? Monica: We were shopping, and we had lunch....
Rachel: Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger? Phoebe
Oh, alright, that's it, now I have to go see him. Monica...
Erica: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
Joey: Uhh, cause, uhh, I'm a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh, uh, foodal chokage....

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