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Phoebe: Today we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals.
[singing] Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo....
Joey: Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK.
I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor....
Nurse: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go!
ALL: Good luck! C...
Ross: [to Ben] I know, I know. Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet.
Yeah. This is Ben. Ben, this is everybody. Phoebe...
Monica: So we're back on? Carol: We're back on. Monica
You heard the woman. Peel, chop, devil! I can't believe I lost 2 minutes....
Phoebe: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
Mr. Adelman: You're saying, my wife is in you? Phoebe: Yeah. Ok, you don'...
At Carol & Susan's lesbian wedding] Rachel: Hey, Mom?
Having fun? Mrs Green: Oh, am I! I just danced with a wonderfully large woman....
Susan: You wanna dance? Ross: No, that's fine. Susa
Come on. I'll let you lead. Ross: Ok....
Ross: Question. Why do we always have to have parties where you poach things?
Monica: You wanna be in charge of the food committee?...
Monica: Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just weren't ready for you yet.
Mrs. Greene: You thought I was Rachel? Chandle...

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