Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

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Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.
Homer: That reminds me -- Troy said something interesting last night at the bar....
Homer: Dig him up!!! Dig up that corpse! If you really love Jebediah Springfield, you'll haul his bones out of the ground to prove my daughter wrong!
Dig up his grave! Pull out his tongue! Qui...
Alone! I'm alone! I'm a lonely, insignificant speck on a has-been planet orbited by a cold, indifferent sun!
-- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Our lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I.
Many of them incompetent boobs....
Bart: You know, Grampa kinda smells like that trunk in the garage where the bottom's all wet.
Lisa: Nuh-uh, he smells more like a photo lab. Home...
That's weird. It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone.
-- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VI...
Well, you'll be happy to know I don't work very hard.
Actually, I'm bringing the plant down from the inside....
Bart: What religion are you? Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity.
Homerpalooza...
To alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems!
-- Homer Simpson Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...

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