Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

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Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
-- Homer Simpson Homer the Grea...
So if we don't all vote the same way, we'll be deadlocked and have to be sequestered in the Springfield Palace Hotel .
.. -- Homer Simpson The Boy Who Knew Too Much...
Woo Hoo! Good news everybody! Because I endangered lives, we can fly anywhere we want!
-- Homer Simpson Fear of Flying...
What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet.
Big deal. It'll burn up in out atmosphere, and whatever's left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head....
Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom. -- Homer Simpson The Fro
There are perfectly good answers to those questions, but they'll have to wait for another night.
-- Homer Simpson Homers Barbershop Quarte...
Homer: Look at that. I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time.
Mr. Peabody: Correction, Homer, you're the second....
Homer: But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty.
I'm not him. I'm Homer Simpson. Fat Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of out club?...
Carpal Tunnel Syndrome? No. Lumber Lung? No. Jugglers despair?
No. Achy-Breaky Pelvis? No. Oh, I'm never going to be disabled....
Homer/Apu/Moe: You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto!
Apu: Make this spare, I'll give you free gelato! Moe...

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