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He whom opens thee Windows invites the bugs in.
If at first you don't succeed, you must be using Windows.
The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 back into a PC/XT.
This fortune does not require Microsoft Windows.
Turn your Pentium into an XT -- just add Windows!
Welcome to Hell! Here's your copy of Windows!
Windows is the best GUI - It always sticks!
Windows isn't CrippleWare -- it's "Functionally Challenged".
Windows NT Performance, on the next "In Search Of
Windows NT: Only 16 megs needed to play Minesweeper!
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