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Kohn's Corollary to Murphy's Law: Two wrongs are only the beginning.
Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Kranske's Law: Beware of a day in which you don't have something to bitch about.
Lackland's Laws: 1. Never be first. 2. Never be last. 3. Never volunteer for anything.
Langsam's Laws: 1. Everything depends. 2. Nothing is always. 3. Everything is sometimes.
Las Vegas Law: Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is bound to change.
The Last Law: If several things that could have gone wrong have not gone wrong, it would have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong.
Last Law of Product Design: If you can't fix it, feature it.
Launegayer's Obversation: Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.
Lavia's Law of Tennis: A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or her opposition.

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