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Kauffman's First Law of Airports: The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.
Ken's Law: A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.
Kennedy's Comment on Committees: A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.
Kent Family Law: Never change your plans because of the weather.
Kerr-Marin Law: 1. In dealing with their OWN problems, faculty members are the most extreme conservatives.
2. In dealing with OTHER people's problems, they are the most extreme liberals....
Kierkegaard's Observation: Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
Kirby's Comment on Committee: A committee is the only life form with 12 stomachs and no brain.
Kitman's Law: Pure drivel tends to drive ordinary drivel off the TV screen.
Knagg's Law: The more grandiose the plan, the greater the chance for failure.
Knox's Principle of Star Quality: Whenever a superstar is traded to your favorite team, he fades.
Whenever your team trades away a useless no-name, he immediately rises to stardom....

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