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Law of Annoyance: When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're certain you're finished with, you will need it instantly.
Law of Applied Terror: 80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed about the one book you didn't read.
Law of Arbitrary Distinction: Anything may be divided into as many parts as you please.
Law of Arrival: Those who live closest arrive latest.
Law of Balance: Bad habits will cancel out good ones.
Example...
Law of Christmas Decorating: The outdoor lights that tested perfectly indoors develop burn-outs as soon as they are strung on the house.
Law of Class Scheduling: When you are occasionally able to schedule two classes in a row, they will be held in classrooms at opposite ends of the campus.
Law of Gifts: You get the most of what you need the least.
Law of Highway Construction: The most heavily traveled streets spend the most time under construction.
Law of Human Quirks: Everyone wants to be noticed but no one wants to be stared at.

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