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Law of Institutions: The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.
Law of Kitchen Confusion: Once a dish is fouled up, anything added to save it only makes it worse.
Law of Legislative Action: The length of time it takes a bill to pass through the legislature is in inverse proportion to the number of lobbying groups favoring it.
Law of Life's Highway: If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Law of Observation: Nothing looks as good close up as it does from far away.
Law of Political Machinery: When no viable candidate exists someone will nominate a Kennedy.
Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Law of Regressive Achievement: Last year's was always better.
Law of Reruns: If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.
Law of Revelation: The hidden flaw never remains hidden.

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