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If You Define Cowardice As Running Away At The First Sign Of Danger, Screaming And Tripping And Begging For Mercy, Then Yes, Mr.
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If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming
and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a
coward.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF!
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
He was the kind of man who was not ashamed to show affection.
I guess that's what I hated about him. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit.
Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was running to go fight in another fight, away from the first fight....
If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's really embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back.
NOW who's asking the questions? -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...