As I Bit Into The Nectarine, It Had A Crisp Juiciness About It That Was Very Pleasurable---until I Realized It Wasn't A Nectarine At All, But A HUMAN HEAD!

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As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very
pleasurable---until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

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