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Experiment With New Ways To Visit The Toilet. Whatever You're Doing Now, It's Not Going To Work.
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Experiment with new ways to visit the toilet. Whatever you're doing
now, it's not going to work.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Related:
Give up on aerobics. Aside from the problem of how to wear the leotards, or just how you plan to do star jumps, there's not going to be a lot of air where you're going to be.
Experiment with hydrobics instead. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Discover that you *can* eat seaweed. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
If you like riding horses, consider going back to the traditional side-saddle mode.
You will fall off far less. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Sell your mountain-side chalet. You never used it much anyway.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Try to appreciate sex with your knees tied together.
(This may be slightly more challenging if you are female....
Donate your shoe collection to Imelda Marcos. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Don't settle for anything less than a Seiko Sports 100.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Don't trust seagulls to explain anything. It's a *fork*, and don't forget it.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Don't worry about ladders in your stockings. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.