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This is an outrage! I demand to know what happened to the plucky lawyer and her compellingly short garments.
alie...
Fry, you're wasting your life sitting in front of that TV.
You need to get out and see the real world." -Leela "But this is HDTV....
This is the kind of castle King Arthur would have lived in... if he were a fiddler crab." -Fry
I refuse to fight! I'm a concientious objector." -Bender "A what?
Fry "You know, a coward." -Bende...
This is turning into one very sexy struggle for the human race." -Zapp Branniga
I'm gonna be a science fiction hero, just like Uhura, or Captain Janeway, or Xena!
Fry "Fry, this isn't TV, it's real life. Can't you tell the difference?...
It was just a matter of knowing the secret of all TV show
at the end of the episode, everything's always right back to normal." -Fry...
Fry: "Very impressive. Back in the 20th century we had no idea there was a university on Mars.
Prof. Farnsworth: "Well in those days Mars was just a dreary uninhabitable wasteland....
Fatbot: "I heard that in one single night you drank a whole keg, streaked across campus, and crammed fifty-eight humans into a phone booth.
Bender: "Yeah, well, a lot of 'em were children.......
Don't take this the wrong way, Fry, but you don't seem like the educated type." -Leela

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