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14. If you think that there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
-- One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisi...
14. Wipe thine ass with what is written and grin like a ninny at what is Spoken.
Take thine refuge with thine wine in the Nothing behind Everything, as you hurry along the Path....
15. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
-- One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisi...
15c of every stamp is for storage.
16. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
-- One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisi...
16-inch rotary debugger: A highly effective tool for locating problems in computer software.
Available for delivery in most major metropolitan areas. Anchovies contribute to poor codi...
1701 E0000h Optional ROM bad Checksum = 47h
1776 - 1984 There Is No Middle Ground -- a button from the Libertarian Party
1.79 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight -- it's not just a good idea, it's the law!
17. One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
-- One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisi...

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