Miscellaneous Collections

1. Fat expands to fill any apparel worn. 2. A fat person walks in the middle of the hall.
-- Livingston's Laws of Fat Two fat people will walk side by side, whether they know each other or not....
1. Find a niche that allows you to pursue a personal passion.
2. Test your idea to make sure you've identified a market, not just a need....
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1. Given any problem containing 'n' equations, there will always be 'n+1' unknowns.
2. An object or bit of information most needed will be the least available 3....
1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy.
(2) Always be backlit. (3) Sit down whenever possible. -- Alden's Law...
1) HIDE!!!! (2) If they find you, LIE!!!! -- Rules for Academic Deans -- Father Damian C.
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1: Hi, you've reached Bob and Faisal's room. 2: (Background
) What are you doing? 1: I'm recording an answering machine message....
1) Houses are for people to live in. (2) Gardens are for plants to live in.
(3) There is no such thing as a houseplant. -- Bennett's Laws of Horticulture...
1. I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
2. Isaac Newton's birthday. 3. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook....
1) If a child looks like his father, that's heredity.
If he looks like a neighbor, that's environment. (2) A lot of time has been wasted arguing over what came first -- the chicken or the egg....