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1) Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.
(2) Don't say anything until the meeting is half ove...
(1) Never be first. (2) Never be last. (3) Never volunteer for anything -- Lackland's Law
1. Never draw what you can copy. 2. Never copy what you can trace.
3. Never trace what you can cut out and paste down. -- Wallace Wood's Rule of Drawing...
1) Never eat on an empty stomach. (2) Never leave the table hungry.
(3) When traveling, never leave a country hungry....
1) Never tell everything at once. -- Ken Venturi's Two Great Rules of Life
1) Never try anything with tomatoes in it. 2) Never try anything bigger than your head.
3) Never, NEVER try anything that looks like vomit....
1. No matter what they're telling you, it's not the truth.
2. No matter what they're talking about, they're talking about money....
1: No shotgun ever runs out of ammunition. (Related law
Shotgun barrels can be reversed on the fly so that the user takes the blast full in the face....
1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
(2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat....

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