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1. If the work has to be finished today, the part will roll to the most inaccessible part of the room.
2. If it is heavy, it will hit your toe first. 3. You will then find the part by standing on it a...
1) If what you're doing is working, keep doing it.
(2) If what you're doing is not working, stop doing it....
1. If you can get to the faulty part, you don't have the tool to get it off.
2. If you can get the part off, the parts house will have it back-ordered....
1/ If you eat something and no one sees you, it has no calories -- DIETING RULES & CALORIE COUNTER
1) If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know.
2) If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked. -- Abbott's Law...
1. If you keep anything long enough you can throw it away.
2. If you throw anything away, you will need it as soon as it is no longer accessible....
1. If you're early, it'll be cancelled. 2. If you bust your buns to be on time, you'll have to wait.
3. If you are not on time, it'll be too late. -- Luftenberg's Punctuality Observatio...
1. If you're running for a short queue, it suddenly becomes a long queue.
2. When you're waiting in a long queue, the people behind you are shunted to a new, short queue....
1) If you take off your right-hand glove in very cold weather, the key will be in your left-hand pocket.
2) Any system that works perfectly will be revised. -- Quigley's Law...
1) I love you. (2) This won't hurt a bit. (3) The Mercedes is paid for.
(4) The check is in the mail. (5) I was just going to call you....

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