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1. "I'm down here" 2. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy" 3.
I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi" 4....
1) I'm just not an emotional kind of guy. (2) If I show some emotion, that's just the way I am.
(3) I'm not too good at the emotional side. (4) We Bushes cry easily....
1. In a hierarchy, individuals tent to rise to their level of incompetence.
2. The cream rises until it sours. 3....
1) In any given document, you can't cover all the "what if's".
(2) Lawyers stay in business resolving all the unresolved "what if's"....
1. In any rule set, there are always missing rules.
2. The missing rules are the ones you need. 3....
1. Indecision is the key to flexibility.
-- One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisi...
1. In order to discover anything, you must be looking for something.
2. If you wish to make an improved product, you must already be engaged in making an inferior one....
1. It is too early to predict what the program will cost.
2. It is too far down the road to do anything about it. -- Law of Government Cost Overru...
1) It's a lot more work than it looks. 2) You can't bluff your way through it.
3) You don't want to have to look at the manual in the middle of it....
1) It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide. -- from Mad magazine, sometime in the 1960

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