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1 Clo. Argal, he that is not guilty of his own death shortens not his own life.
2 Clo. But is this law? 1 Clo. Ay, marry, is 't; crowner's quest law....
1. Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
1. Deny the last established truth on the list 2. Add yours.
3. Pass the list. -- Pavlu's Rules for Economy in Research...
1. Encourage conformity. 2. Don't take chances. 3.
Discourage innovation. 4. Be satisfied with mediocrity. -- Laws of Contentme...
1) Everything depends. (2) Nothing is always.
(3) Everything is sometimes. -- Langsam's Law...
1) Everything has some value-if you use the right currency.
(2) Paint splashes last longer than the paint job....
1) Face forward. 2) Fold hands in front. 3) Do not make eye contact.
4) Watch the numbers. 5) Don't talk to anyone you don't know....
1. Fact is solidified opinion. 2. Facts may weaken under extreme heat and pressure.
3. Truth is elastic. -- Dunlap's Laws of Physic...
1. Far-away talent always seems better than home-developed talent.
2. Personnel recruiting is a triumph of hope over experience....

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