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A cat killer? Is that a face of a cat killer? Cat CHASER, maybe.
But hey -- who isn't?" -- The Far Side, by Gary Larso...
A cat may looke on a King. -- John Heywood (c. 1565) -- Proverbes, Part ii, Chap. v
A cat's best friend is his teddy bear. -- Garfield.
A cat's courage is as strong as the dog's chain.
A Catskill manhattan: a glass of beet soup with inside floating a small boiled potato.
-- Mrs. Nussbaum (Minerva Pious)...
A cat's purr is the rumble of peace in the animal kingdom -- Rainey
A cat's purr is the sound of it generating cute.
A cat's worst enemy is a closed door.
A cat will almost always blink when hit with a sledgehammer.
A cat will assume the shape of its container.
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