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According to the proverb, the best things are the most difficult.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Of the Training of Childre...
According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh.
The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too mu...
According to the tax bill signed by President Reagan on December 22, 1987, Don Tyson and his sister-in-law Barbara run a "family farm.
Their "farm" has 25,000 employees and grosses $1.7 billion a yea...
According to the Theory of Dubious Theories...
Accordion, n.: A bagpipe with pleats.
ACCORDION, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
-- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
ACCORD, n. Harmony. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution. "My accountability, bear in mind," Said the Grand Vizie
Yes, yes," Said the Shah: "I do -- 'tis the only kind Of ability you po...
Accountants are good with figures.
Accountants do it for profit.

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