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Accepting your limitations makes you humble. The limitations themselves make you an idiot.
-- Dan Goodma...
Accept no substitutes!
Accept people for what they are -- completely unacceptable.
Accept these grateful tears! for thee they flow,-- For thee, that ever felt another's woe!
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Iliad of Homer, Book xix, Line 319...
Access denied---nah nah nah nah nah!
Access denied. Take a number and get in line..
Access holes will be 1/2" too small -- Smith's Law of Computer Repair Holes that are the right size will be in the wrong place.
-- Corollary...
Access Time: The time between the instant at which information is called for, and the instant at which management expects the final report.
-- Computing Definitio...
Access to computers, and anything which might teach you comething about the way the world workd, should be unlimited and total.
Always yield to the Hands-On imperative. -- Steven Levy...
Access to quick cash is a necessity for those spur-of-the-moment plans.
-- from an IBM Southwest Federal Credit Union newsletter to members....

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