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According to Prof. TAA of MIT Tech, the rapidly changing magnetic fields in the room are so intense as to cause you to be electrocuted.
I really don't know, but in any event, something has killed you....
According to Prof. TAA of MIT Tech, the rapidly changing magnetic fields in the room are so intense as to fry all the delicate innards of the robot.
I really don't know, but in any event, smoke is co...
According to statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds.
I don't know who this fella is, but I know where to find him. -- Morey Amsterdam...
According to the ceremonial customs of Orthodox Judaism, it is officially sundown when you cannot tell the difference between a black thread and a red one.
According to the FAA, the propeller blade didn't break off, it was just a case of "uncontained blade liberation.
According to the General Accounting Office, the IRS has no idea how it spent 64% of its budget in 1992 (an astonishing $
4.3 billion) -- and none of the agency's financial statements from 1992 to 1996...
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
According to the law of the Medes and Persians. -- Old Testament -- Daniel vi, 12
According to the obituary notices, a mean and unimportant person never dies.

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