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A cat and his owner see a relationship counselor: He doesn't want you to run the vacuum cleaner or go out on dates.
-- Nicole Hollande...
A cat by any other name is still a scheming little fur ball that craps behind the couch.
A catcher and his body are like an outlaw and his horse
You've got to ride that nag 'til it drops. -- Johnny Bench...
A Catholic took his Protestant friend to Mass and the Priest talked and talked and talked.
A cat is, above all things, an ingredient of Chop Suey.
A cat is a terrible thing to waste...drive safely.
A Cat is Easier to Train Than a Man.
A cat is easier to train than a moderator.
A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs.
A Cat Is The Only Real Love Money Can Buy.
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