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According to Descartes, "Dittoheads" don't exist...
According to Descartes, Rush Limbaugh doesn't exist.
According to experts, the oyster In its shell - a crustacean cloister - May frequently be Either he or a she Or both, if it should be its choice ter.
According to figures from the Justice Department, the average rapist serves only 5.
2 years on jail, and the average murderer serves only 8....
According to Homer, Ithaca is an island surrounded by rough tides, rocky shores, and otherwise man-breeding features.
But, considering the kind of man Odysseus was, I don't blame you for not liking...
According to most parents, what their children are taking in college is...all they've got!
According to my best recollection, I don't remember. -- Vincent "Jimmy Blue Eyes" Alo
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
According to my Doctor, patients ARE a virtue
According to my instruments -- they're preparing to jump into hyper-space.
.. or go to warp drive... or something like that." -- Yes, it's JUSTICE LEAGUE INTERNATIONAL....

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