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Accountants do it with balance
Accountants do it with double entry.
Accountants' minds are always in NumLock!
Accountant - someone who can put two and two together and make a living from it.
ACCOUNTANTS! Problems balancing the books? Got a few figures you want to get rid of?
If *you've* got numbers that you'd like to disappear, why not call FASCIST ARSON SERVICES....
Accountants work their assets off.
Accumulate mannequins now; spare parts will be in short supply on D-Day.
-- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
accumulator: n. 1. Archaic term for a register.
Accuracy and clarity of statement are mutually exclusive. -- Niels Bohr (1885-1962)
Accuracy is the twin brother of honesty; inaccuracy, of dishonesty. -- Charles Simmo

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