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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
-- Fred Alle...
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know. -- H. L. Mencke
A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism.
-- Carl Sagan, Contac...
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass.
Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened criminals. -- Ronnie Corbe...
A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. -- Granville Hicks (1901-1982)
A centipede is an ant, made to government specs.
A centipede is an inchworm that has switched to the metric system.
ACEPHALOUS, adj.
A certain person may have, as you say, a wonderful presence
I do not know. What I do know is that he has a perfectly delightful absence." -- Idries Shah...

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