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Ace: Sorry, Bongo, but lunch is ... on Mellie. -- Red Dwarf, 'Dimension Jump'
Acetone = What you do in exercise class...
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
A chain of lynx; a peck of birds; a hoard of squirrels...
A chair has no problems ... It's there; nobody bothers it.
It doesn't have to pay rent or get involved politically....
A chair: Technical support.
A change came o'er the spirit of my dream. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- The Dream, Stanza 3
A change of clothes? Of course, sir! I wouldn't forget a change of clothes!
Well, that's something. Let's see...a Robin Hood costume....
A chap was sealed in a rocket ship and shot upwards to see how high he could go.
He was told to keep track of the altitude, so he kept counting, 20,000, 30,000, 100,000, 500,000....
A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often.

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