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Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.
Wizards do it background &
Wombat's Laws of Computer Selection: (1) If it doesn't run Unix, forget it.
(2) Any computer design over 10 years old is obsolete....
Women who want to be equal to men lack imagination. -- Graffito in a women's restroom
Work fascinates me... I can sit and watch it for hours.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Writers do it between periods.
X-rated movies are all alike...the only thing they leave to the imagination is the plot.
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